Did you know that 90% of people have an inny belly button, yup, true fact. Something to think about there yo. Now that I got that off my chest.. Growing up Katie has some of the funnest neighbors EV-RRR.. For a short time the Bergeson's that lived in the yellow house, but they moved away after my sister gave her a roll of lifesavers.. Jessica had that way about her.. The Checketts moved in shortly after that and they had two kids, Elisha and Cameron aka Cam and Leasha. These two kids were the perfect match for us. Just damn nuts. We were like 6 peas in a pod.. that fell out of some alien ship.. Well more like dropped out of one, on to our heads as the aliens screamed as it flew away, KEEP EM!
Katie and Leash use to all sort of fun crap together. They would get all the glass bowls out, fill them with water and bubbles and give their Barbie's a hot tub, when they were 16. Seriously.. 16. They watch Days of Our Lives while playing with pop tops and then sticking them to our face.. But Leash remembered to take hers off. Katie.. was not so lucky, she had a big ol' purple hicky in the middle of her 4-head for quite a while and one on her upper lip from sucking on a film tube, not knowing it would leave a Hitler stash, rocked that shit for over a week. They would tape their faces up and pull their eyes, noses, lips in all sorts of directions and wander around. Sliding down the stairs in sleeping bags, on cookie sheets, in laundry baskets. Shit, they had a riot!
Probably one of the most epic things they did was jump on the tramp with the sprinklers on. Cam was the oldest and for some reason we could talk him into pretty much anything. This was one of the most fantastic times.
Leash and Katie liked to walk to Sev (7-11) and get a Big Gulp and a weenie.. Now, come on, really? Get your mind outa the gutter! That story comes later.. BAH! Sorry.. Totally laughed out loud..lol meow. As their minds wandered about what non-sense they could get themselves into this fine Summer day, they came up with the idea of soaping up a certain big brotha and spraying him down and making him a slide. And wouldn't ya know it.. Sev sold Ivory dish soap. They grabbed a bottle and ran home, told Cam about their brilliant idea and he was on board! SUE-WHEAT! Outside they ran, covered his back and belly with soap, sprayed him down like a sexy car wash girl as he rubbed it in. He would get on his hands and knees and make a slide out of himself and one after the other we would slide down his back. WWEEEEEEEE! It was so stinking fun! If we could have marketed the Camslide we would have. Poor bastard.. I do believe that was the year the Checketts lawn died. Wasn't me!
So what's the lesson in this story? Shit, I ain't got one yo. Maybe to not be afraid the be a sexy car wash bitch. Own that shit! MAYBE, someday someone will soap you up and slip and slide down you!
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