Friggin City - Chpt. 1

Once upon a time, in the wondrous land of Friggin City, lived a little girl named Diddy. I would like to start off by saying, she was the most well behaved little girl you would have ever seen, BUT that would be a lie. She was a complete turd. And with her occasional accomplices you will see that she wasn't only a turd, but sometimes much, much worse. What could be worse you ask. A shit, she was a little shit.

On these adventures they will take place in different parts of Friggin City, neighbor's houses, families, friends and you will also notice, not all are bad, some are good, fun, odd and some troublesome. But that is for you to decided.

Our 1st adventure Diddy was in 2nd grade. She had the most amazing teacher, Mrs. Huggsalot. She was great, her husband would dress up as Frankenstein on Halloween, we, I mean they learned how to make butter and all sorts of fun stuff. One day Diddy was chosen to be the "student of the day."

She was so excited, had never received such honors before. What wonderful things would she get for being the "student of the day?" Well, she got a little badge and a piece of candy. Mrs. Huggsalot kept her candy on the very tip top shelf in her classroom so that kids would attempt to get into it. But Diddy saw that as a challenge, she hated to wait, she was a very impatient little girl. By the end of the day Diddy had been trying so very hard to wait for that one piece of candy. She waited, and waited, but she could wait no longer..

Now, before I tell you the rest, this candy was the best ever! It was this white nougat square, that had chopped up jelly beans in it,  not much flavor, really chewy, but delightful. I am sure if Diddy tried it today, she would realize it takes like crap. But, hey, she was 8.

Now, She could wait no longer, as Mrs. Huggsalot was not looking, she stood and stared in awe at what seems like 50 ft tall bookshelf. She thought, I can do this, I can do this and next thing you know, SHE DID IT. All the way to the top and right as she reached her little innocent hand into the candy box.. CRASH! The whole thing, books, decorations, personal items, EV-ER-Y-THING! Came crashing down and under all the rubble was Diddy, with her piece of candy. she had really done it. Mrs. Huggsalot didn't get mad she just looked at Diddy, gave her a hug and sent her on her way.What a teacher.

So as you can see, Diddy's adventures. not all bad, not all good, will come in time. But what she is most excited to tell you about is her neighbor's. Oh, now they were some amazing creatures.

Stay tunes for Chpt. 2