Diddy and Jalinda use to get in all sorts of trouble. From teasing her little sister, Faylene, having sleep overs all the time, but Diddy didn't do well at sleepovers, seemed to like her own bed too much. She would make up all sorts of excuses and make her Dad come get her. They also enjoyed starting fires.. WHAT?! Yes, fires. They use to go up to girls camp, ever year, once we hit merry old age of 12. We got to camp, hunt for snipes, sing corny songs like..
MUSICAL SEQUENCE!
Down by the banks of the hanky panky,
Where the bullfrogs jump from bank to banky,
With an ee, eye, ooh, ah,
Eases off the lily with a ker-plop
Where the bullfrogs jump from bank to banky,
With an ee, eye, ooh, ah,
Eases off the lily with a ker-plop
OK, that was.. uh.. weird.. Back to the story. Where was I, Girls camp. Well Jalinda and Diddy use to like to dig holes up at camp and seemed to find all the toilet paper in camp and we found matches, in camp and 1+1+matches= FIRE!
But, this adventure takes place a few year back when Jalinda's Indian sister, Pita, lived there. Diddy use to have really long blonde hair, WHA! Blonde?! With a double take... yes, blonde, I hate my blonde hair now.. and honestly if I was to not dye it dark, I couldn't even tell you what my natural color is or was or should be.. oh, wait, I am not talking about me, I am talking about Diddy.. oops.
So, Pita has stuck a pony tail in Diddy's hair and she used on of those that had the balls on the end of them, yellow i believe. So when Diddy went to take it out, it was wrapped so tight and the balls weren't in the right place, so they kept getting in the way.. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! Well, instead of asking for help, because Diddy, for some odd reason, always thought that if she asked for help, she must have done something wrong and so by not asking for help, they won't know.
She grabs a pair of scissors and start cutting the ponytail out. Well after a snip here and snip there, it was out. She was no longer Chinese, eye were big and round again. But as she looked into the sink she went pale as a ghost. There was a huge chunk of hair attached to the ponytail holder. Now, if she could have, she would have said, "oh shit." But because she was only about 8 or 9 she had to hide the hair.
She grabbed the chunk of hair from the sink and decided to look around the house for a great hiding spot. Don't ask me why it didn't register to her that she should just throw it away. Seems simple enough, but Diddy was a complicated little girl. So, after looking for what seemed like 3 minutes, she found the perfect spot. On top of the weird tape recorder that her Dad had. It was brown, had two tape reels and it was on a stand that had wheels. So she sets it down on top of that and pushes the cart under the counter. All the while thinking, I am sure no one is going to use this.. If I place this here, no one will EVER find out.
To Diddy's surprise,her mother, Dirty D, found it. Confronted Diddy and of course, Diddy lied. You will find out Diddy can lie with best of them. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID... Oh hell, that was totally inappropriate. Sorry.
So, once Dirty D convinced Diddy that she was the only one in the house with long blonde hair, Diddy admitted to what she had done. Now, if Diddy would have just asked for help or told her mom she cut her hair on accident she wouldn't have gotten in trouble for lying. Of course she was grounded.. as you will also find out.. Diddy spends 90% of her childhood grounded.
Stay tuned for Chpt. 3
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